Sage advice from Maddox to Pax

This gem is from one of my favorite new (to me) blogs. Disgrasian has been around a while, but I’m only a few months hip to their great blog. I couldn’t help but chuckle at this "conversation" between Pax and Maddox. Thanks to Disgrasian for allowing me to post.

Conversasian between Pax and Maddox Jolie-Pitt in the Jolie-Pitt nursery, earlier this week:

MADDOX: (yawns)

PAX: (yawns) Guess what, Mad? I’m officially a Jolie-Pitt today. Mommy said so. We’re waiting to hear from a judge, but when he says everything is okay, we’re gonna have a cake party and I’ll get presents.

MADDOX: (snaps to) Wha? Was that today?

PAX: Yup.

MADDOX: (rolls eyes) Oh. Great.

PAX: And mommy says that if I want I can get camo pants like yours tomorrow.

MADDOX: Why do you want camo pants? My look is camo pants. I’m rough and tough! I’ve had a faux-hawk since the age of one, bitch! You look like you listen to emo.

PAX: I do listen to emo. What’s emo?

MADDOX: Whatever it is, you’re only allowed to wear Levi’s and Jack Purcells and cry through Death Cab for Cutie songs. You emoter.

PAX: What’s emoter?

MADDOX: Never mind. Stay off my pants!

PAX: But mommy said…

MADDOX: She’s not your mommy!

PAX: SHE’S NOT YOUR MOMMY!

(Incredibly, incredibly pregnant pause.)

MADDOX: (shaking it off) Man, isn’t it great being a Jolie-Pitt?

PAX: Totally. It’s like being the royalty of Narnia. I’ve completely forgotten everything before being Pax.

MADDOX: Nothing before that really mattered, man. Trust me.

Read the rest of their conversation here.

To read big sister Zahara’s advice to Pax, click here.

For more about Pax, the luckiest Vietnamese boy in the world, check out these posts by Disgrasian.

Author: JaeRan

Assistant professor at UW Tacoma, writer, and researcher.

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