George Clooney has made an offer few can refuse: He has placed himself up for adoption.
"I always wanted to be adopted, but I couldn't find anyone,"
said the star, speaking at a Newseum event in Washington, D.C., with
his father, former Ohio news anchor Nick Clooney, and veteran
journalist Bill Small on either side of him.
"Will you adopt me?" George said to Small. "I'm very wealthy. I'll take care of you."